live your life

sluttington:

 

tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

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scissor:

i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

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arrctic:

astrodidact:

Only a sheet of ice protects you from falling 1000 feet down this Abyss

Photographer Aaron Huey, who is on assignment for National Geographic, recently shared a picture of a frighteningly deep hole on the Lower Ruth Glacier. The only thing stopping people from plummeting down the 1000 feet drop into the ground is a sheet of ice. One crack, though.

Huey wrote:

Staring down what could be a 1,000ft deep worm hole through the blue ice of the Lower #RuthGlacier. I was never afraid of the ones full of water, they’d just be cold, but some had no water and it was easy to imagine a long slide to an icy death.

nature n stuff

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ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

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Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher

give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys:

wilwheaton:

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

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Forever reblog.

You can hear him say oh snap

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sckrewedup:

"The shit Obama sends me"

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wastedm1nd:

Best plot twist

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221boners:

whisperintoass:

Muffy is such a virgin

she’s 8

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image

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