live your life

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Jul. 29th, 2014 - 6 minutes ago - Reblog - 692 Notes

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Jul. 29th, 2014 - 7 minutes ago - Reblog - 591234 Notes

ilikeyouandvodka:

In America you can ship a coconut. Just put an address on it and pay for postage and you can actually mail it. If that’s not freedom then I don’t know what is.

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Jul. 29th, 2014 - 8 minutes ago - Reblog - 1625 Notes

shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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I HEARD THAT

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Jul. 29th, 2014 - 8 minutes ago - Reblog - 608336 Notes
Wanna be nosy...here's your chance.
0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What your last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
Jul. 29th, 2014 - 8 minutes ago - Reblog - 1157849 Notes
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Jul. 29th, 2014 - 8 minutes ago - Reblog - 37366 Notes

googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

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Jul. 29th, 2014 - 8 minutes ago - Reblog - 349934 Notes

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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Jul. 29th, 2014 - 8 minutes ago - Reblog - 157463 Notes

"Give me just enough information so that I can lie convincingly."

Stephen King (via feellng)

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Jul. 29th, 2014 - 9 minutes ago - Reblog - 752 Notes

fstw:

I’ve done it

I finally found someone with the least amount of chill of any human on this planet

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kikmessenger:

they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them

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Jul. 29th, 2014 - 9 minutes ago - Reblog - 79685 Notes

kingkahuna:

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

This caption is dumb the pic is gold

kelly-simone:

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

@

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