Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours
Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine
i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao
thats terrible u should try a chair
The last day of Harry Potter.
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
"hi i’m tumblr user blah blah you should check out my blog becau-"
"my blog will you make you horny ;)))"
"I’m so lonely :((( so i’m following back until I find a tumblr girlfriend! :)))"
waiting for the pizza guy like
i am so lonely someone help
my heart says yes but my mom says no
i dont remember saying yes to you
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out