live your life

amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that

(via larrythelifeguard)

danbutt:

• no
• one
• cares
• that
• you
• queued
• that
• post

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kenway:

last quarter of the school year more like

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people-are-drowning-here:

Not only do I put myself down and make things hard on myself. I have my parents to make everything worse.

foxnewsofficial:

i’m not like other girls i’m a boy

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naidaxiv:

My childhood is over.

bullshit

fuck.

(Source: babymounsta, via youmustbetrippingballs)

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

(via sleeplessnnights)